This was getting fun! I couldn’t wait for David to respond. Would he be offended, or, would he turn it up a notch?

Much to my delight, he did the latter…

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PCSDavid wrote::

 Oh such good questions!

Let’s see… on the anti-wrinkle thing, I’d have to ask the photographer on that one.  But I imagine excellent use of lighting or maybe photoshop?  As you can see, they have completely masked the scar on my chin that I received during a tragic whip mishap… it was my first time and all… hey, it was either that or be eaten alive by the lion on the circus train!  Still, I’m self conscious about it though. You may be right about Atlanta.  Every experience I’ve had there or with people from there has been great… err… until now of course.  So I take your point.  Maybe things have gone down hill.Oh the close!  You are right again!  Damn you’re smart.  I should have gone for the close on the email.  I’m always messing that up!  Okay okay… (clears throat) Let me try again…

Lucky girl.. Atlantais a GREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT town!  I love it, you love it… everyone loves it!  There’s only one left in stock, and boy are a lot of people eying it today.  Hell it’s only pennies a day!  You can afford a penny can’t you?  Sure you can.  Now just think about what all your friends will think when you come home with this great town.. eh?   Yeah, you know what I mean. Right right?  I shouldn’t be telling you this, but my manager is in a unusually good mood today, I think he’s wanting to do this deal. Sooooo what’s it going to take to get you to sign on the dotted line today? Have a happy little rascally day!– David

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I decided to chide him a little bit more. I replied:

Oh, such good answers!… But wait! I’m not done! I have a few more questions… You don’t mind, do you? Please, Please, with sugar on top?  Thank you, David! 

OK, here it goes:

Pertaining to your animal collection, you mentioned that you have “paired down”.

Does that mean you have just one animal, thus the pair is you and that animal? Or, does it mean you have a pair of animals, i.e. two of the furry or not so furry creatures? Or, did you perhaps mean you “pared” down, bringing the total volume to a lower level? And are these realy animals, or stuffed animals? Or are they stuffed, REAL animals.

  

Not that there is any significance to these question. It is just that when you give a person a compliment (“What great questions”…which I interpreted as “what a smart girl you are…) it encourages her to perform at even higher levels…thus, is seeking to find a way to ask even greater questions… and appear even smarter

Secondly, regarding this comment…”I still seek the to completely connect with someone for the ever-after with which to share it.” Confusion about the content aside, does an agnostic/atheist even believe in the ever-after?

And finally, for this email anyway, I have a question pertaining to this paragraph:

” I love to spoil the one I’m with, I get a thrill form that. But I also want them to be spoiled right; which means not just throwing away money willy nilly (no one can sustain that for long). It means thinking about what’s really important and getting the most out the resources at our disposal. After all, anyone foolish with money isn’t going to have it for long….. what good does that do anyone? “

Here is my question:

Does that mean if I found a really beautiful pair of shoes at Goodwill that I was just yearning to slip over my tootsies, would you maybe, perhaps, pretty, pretty, please…with sugar and spice on top, perhaps, maybe, after you think about it for a while, perhaps buy them for me? They’re only $4.95. I could wear them for a while, then donate them back to Goodwill later. You take the charitable contribution deduction of aprox $5.00, and if you were in a 30% tax bracket, the bottom line price of that purchase would be approximately $3.50.

Is that what you mean when you say “I want them to be spoiled right”?  And if so, would you consider spoiling me right?

 If the answer is yes there is a black pair (pare?) of mules with pointy toes and spiky heels in a 6 1/2 down at the Goodwill on Mansell and Alpharetta highway that I have placed on layaway, with the hope of finding a sugar daddy to spoil me right.

On second thought, maybe I should pair down my shoe collection.

Or is it pare?

Gosh, I am so confused!

I AM having a wascally day! Are you?

Michelle

P.S. Sorry to hear about your whip accident. I hope no animals were hurt in the  process.

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 I couldn’t wait to read his repsonse. But David was going to make me wait until another day..